fantastic movies

Personally I was unsatisfied with the movie Quantum of Solace so what the heck.

looking forward for this movie tho.
Harry Potter and The Touch Butt Prince
Look at Harry with that smile on his face
you can tell he likes it!

he who makes a beast out of himself

gets rid of the pain of being a maaaaaannnn
UOAAAHHHHHH!!! ok lets move forward

Barnabus stinson : a man who shows no moral values and yet can still be loved by so many people worldwide.

A Naseem : One who has a wee bit of moral values but... no so much likablee... infact people tend to pick on her.. i wonder why..who would pick on a nice person..??

haha me.there's just no fun picking on bad asses...they just get mad and your job is done..

but when u pick on a naseem.. her comebacks are too funny to get serious with..

Me : bitch whore!

Naseem : idiot haha

Me : slutty cunt from neverland

Naseem : eeeh why you like thaat!?! ( in the whiniest tone possible )

Me : haha dick sucker

Naseem : EEAAAAAaaaAaAAAAAaaaa

yada yada yada

so im sitting here thinking what should i do.. i've watched how i met your mother like 5 times already... season 1 to 3.. and no i don feel like watching it anymore.. for today.haha maybe tomorrow..

bought a 22inch lcd not too long ago...and its keeping me home for most of the days..
have not dota-ed in THREE days..thats like a year in dota land.

well part of my time at home was contributed to helping a friend with uni projects.
call me dumb call me stupid..
but photoshop! i wont turn down a photoshop project.
anyway im done with the project so its all goood ..i can rest in peace..

my house just got refurbished.. not exactly.. just the room floors..i got wooden floors noww..feels like im on a pirate ship....

and my maid double handedly painted every single room in the house.. respect.

bought mighty muggs like 2 months ago..got like 4 of em.. awesome.
waiting for other realeases.but my cash flow seemed to have slowed down after this monitor screen..haha..i wonder why.soo maybe i wont buy anymoree..we'll seee

my only mission now is to get my gaming steering wheel. i want it more than anything noww.. well maybe second most wanted thing..my 1st would be.jeng jeng jeeeng.. i want my gf to be back here!!!! damn it..

she practically migrated there already..the mom is in her final steps to moving there.. how how! damn it damn it!!

but lets concentrate on my steering wheel..it cost 820 bucks after discount.. if i can get a second hand one which im really hoping for, hoping for some form 3 kid who bought this steering with his entire life saving just to realise that he really needs to get the money back to pay for his gf's abortion..it'll cost me about.. 650 bucks.. so lets pray for that.. not the abortion part tho..

Limited or no connectivity.. the fuck with that.. fucking windows xp service pack 2..
whats d deal with the bug in there man.. now my lan cable cant work..which means i have to use my wireless adapter which means my download speed is being cut down to half!.. which means pissed off lesboman! fuck ! gonna reinstall to vista if i can help it.

Photography class is by far the worse class ever!.. I sit there and look at slides for 1 and a half hours.. hope this saturday's class will be more productive ..will be heading to KLCC with bunch of girls.. one giy and a boy. giy means he/she.. how should i put this delicately.. they in between two genders!

My bro is sleeping. just right beside the comp table... he moves in his sleep.. like real motion.. he was flipping his blanket repetitively.. and mumbling something..lucky its not 3am. or else even i will be freaked to my very core..

i think thats enough for today... don think u even read til here.if you did..wow...ill come back another day..maybe next year? hahaha

Lets watch this!!

Coincidence?? Fuck no..I'm one unlucky bitch

2 nights ago.. I said to myself.. "Tonite i will dream about the Lottery numbers". So I went to bed and kept counting the numbers from 1 to 42. ZzZZZzzzzZZzzzzzzZzz.. woke up at God knows wat time and "382 ! 341! " Suddenly appeared in my head.. but i was too tired to bother, when i woke up the next morning..thats all i could think about.. got my pen and paper and started :D... So i joined 382 and 341.. That makes 382341 right? Separate it ... 38/23/41 . Ok lets leave that aside. For the past few weeks i've been buying the Sportstoto 6/42 Lottery Jackpot, and i always kept my numbers as consistent as possible.. meaning always using the same numbers, I got my pen and paper and i started matching 23/38/41 with MY numbers, not all, but most. OUT of THE 15 numbers i picked, only ONE!! JUST ONE!!! actually match that day's lottery numbers, which is the number 10. Here's the strange part, 23 , 38 and 41 came out..and MY numbers that i did not include in to the 15 numbers i picked , 2 came out, which is 31 and 33. If I had enough confidence in my dream i would have bought more that 5 sets of numbers and won the Jackpot II prize which is about 100 k. But now i just sit here, thinking what a fool i was.. AIIIHH... The winning numbers were 23 , 28 (which i dont have ) , 31 , 33 , 38, 41 + 10 (bonus number)

Thats it.. that was my chance and i blew it..

Take a look into the future

Ever wonder what it would be like 20 years from now.. how much will our looks change.. will we recognize each other after 15 years of taking on father or motherhood.For instance, can this thin boy ever be fat one day!?!!!!

TAAA DAAA.....

stressless

If u're reading this post, u're one sad bugger. because I haven't posted in God knows how long, that means u've been coming back here every single day to check whether i've made a new post or not.... sad bugger i tell you..

Sooo..I quit my Job at standard chartered.but apparently i'm still an employee, This morning some idiot named Andy ( NO idea who is that btw, i've been gone THAT long yea..) from Standard Chartered apparently, requested me to come to work. I guess the company just can't hold up without me huh... what can i say, I'm a dedicated worker WAAHAA!

I started my part time course at ALFA ( formerly known as ALIF), ALIF sounds so local, its no wonder they changed their name to ALFA. Real weird college... reeeeeeaaall weeeiirrrddd. When i entered my first class, it was me, another student, and the lecturer of course, THATS IT?? just two miserable fellas?!!?!! same goes for the 2nd class... and as for the 3rd..whoaa baby, here comes the mother load of weirdness... Its the Photoshop class, and guess who is my classmates besides the other 8 NORMAL STUDENTS.... guess guess..nooo not my dad... common.. .. MY LECTURER FROM MY SECOND CLASS ( FUNDAMENTALS OF DESIGN) IS MY CLASSMATE.. and along with his other lecturer friend that teaches english.. so i sat there... my lecturer/classmate was just beside me.. listening to this other lecturer.. its just so GREAT RITE RITE!!!!!?????? ARRGHHHH!!! -_-

Life is so interesting ain't it,..... for instance, swearing, cantonese speaking ppl use CHAU HAI!! quite the frequent rite.. why english speaking ppl don't call each other " SMELLY VAGINA!"

Oh i've been hired by my uncle ( who is going to india for 2 weeks somewhere next month) to stay in his house 6 days out of the 2 weeks.

Jobscope:
1. Take my auntie to the gym
2. Enjoy myself
3. Take his car for the 2 weeks
4. Don't worry about petrol and food

Payment:
1. 600 bucks from my auntie in UK
2. $$$??? from my uncle thats going to India
3. Transport allowance.
4. Food allowance.
5. Full access to the Massage chair and Dogs!! and Internet

Jobs don't get any better than that nowadays do they?

woo i'm driving now, I tot it would be cheaper, buuut with the way i drive, glup glup glup my car drinks the diesel up... VROOOOOMMMM.. i drive like i'm playing NEED FOR SPEED, dangerous but filled with skills.... hahahaha.. yesterday some idiot from the opposite direction almost smashed my side mirror, but with my maneuvering skills, he FAILED!!! I'm the driver i use to curse about b4 i started driving..lol.. i'm not like this with an auto car tho... shift stick give me loads of adrenalin ... slow gets kicked out my head..

So long bitches. =)

for the sensitive

harlo...this post rite... are for all my sensitive friends la

If you cant take me making fun of you... pls discontinue from reading my blog

because rite.. if i havent already made fun of YOU

I'm bound to do so some day.

So quit my blog and go read someone else's blog where they blog about how bad their life sucks.

Or else you can astro me. look up urban dick if u want to know what it means. bahaha

i'm out

Name changed...

hello pricks.....

how many of you felt something when I said that?

if u did.... you are a prick.. hahaha

anyway.. i've decided to change my name... i'm not lesboman anymore nor am I Lester

Don't call me that... u know why?

That day I was scrolling through urban dick for blargh...

then i thought, why not... search for lesboman...

Guess what lesboman means!? shiet!!

A male transexual that likes females... err i aint fucking that man

and lester means

a fag that has a large amount of farf and sleeps with the same sex. and likes to get smirfed when he has the chance.

er.... fuck no!

but there are SOME names i find personally funny..

Like Shireen and Benjamin

Benjamin means...

word used to describe desperate teenagers who try to build up an emo self image, but completely and utterly fail at it. benjamin is also associated with those who are not able to achieve anything as they were too busy building up their image during their life to have learned anything. banjamin's also have the tendancy to obsess about computer games and make up imaginary underage girlfriends to try to seem "cool" That guy's such a benjamin, he does no work in school, acts like an emo, makes up girlfriends and will never amount to anything. Stop being such a Benjamin.

lol poor benjamin.... and Shireen means...

Shireen is short and has PMS 24/7. Run away as far and fast as you can when you see her. Oh no it's Shireen! Run!!!!

hahahahahaha


From now.... after thinking a long time... my name is Great Gan Wai Lun

which means... Great (you know) Gan=Fuck (hokkien) Wai=yay(jap) Lun =Huge penis (Punjabi)

So my name really means Great Fuck Yay Huge Penis

So a slut should just say my name! GREAT GAN WAI LUN!!!

bahahahaha

I ? you...

You know the saying.. I heart you? meaning I love you rite?

Since we use heart.. why not use leg and hand or fist.

I leg you.. meaning Ill kick you

I hand you .. meaning Ill slap you

I fist you.. haha probably only a sick minded person like Tony will understand. Let me enlighten you, fisting.. rarely used in the realm of sex, but still used. Fisting... hahaha..Okay.. Ill refrain from elaborating further.

I nose you.. I smell you

I mouth you.. I taste you

I ear you .. no need

I finger you.. lets not go there

I baseball bat you ... whoa whoa whoa.. hahaa miracle lady

I american football you.. haha..shhh

I ran out of body parts.

I hair you..

I'm out.

ME! I caught him red-handed!

Just when I blogged about him not too long ago.. you would think he will be more careful about his nickname and all, but nooo.. He just wants to be blogged about and now I caught him fucking a cockroach. I always thought he was disgusting, but I never went THIS far. GOSH! It's no wonder cockroaches can live for millions of years, many people fall victims to its sexy shape. Let's pray he can't function well with cockroaches, we don't need another million coming out.

Happy Birthday Janelle!

The night started of with a mild down pour.. hence ruining our plans to light up taman jaya with candles and surprising Shu Xian. So most of us went to Wai Yi's house to wait for the rain to subside....... wait wait wait.. from 9 pm.. Me bought cake from 14 and some snacks... arrived at YE's at 10, 1015 we left for Taman Jaya, Reached.. fired up our lanterns and walked around the lake, half way around, Choo Yang with Shu Xian's spare car keys, started dashing off saying he needed to pee, and Josh tagged along too, What he really wanted to do was STEAL shu xian's car and so he did.. funny thing is, we walked pass the place where shuxian parked her car, and she didn't even notice it was gone, so we went back to the middle of the park..ate our cake, chill out as usual. " lets pack up and go to A&W " said a dick ( haha too bad whoever said that) *nod nod*
So we got to the car park.. Shu Xian was like O_o!!! She was amazingly calm as compared to what I think other girls would be like if they lost their car. She was in shock tho.. bahahhaa
So we went to A&Ws anyway, talk talk talk.. she even had the testicles to call her parents wei, lucky for us the parents was on OUR side bahaha.. When we were leaving.. watch the vid....

The Cock's revival

2 Tongkat Ali-s , Ginsengs , 30 hot babes and a bowl of Viagra later.... IT'S ALIVE!! Mr Cock is back and cocking!! It has been a tough revival, but finally.. FINALLY the 12 incher was able to obtain its dignity once again!!!! I would show you a picture, buuuut lets be fair, we don't want any of our feline mates having to strip begging for a hump now would we?

All new and fully equipped cock!
- A bigger head! meaning a bigger brain! or better pleasure ..
- A longer body! meaning more suckers will be around
- Two big round rocks! bringing a heavier load of fill! if you know what I'm talking about.
- Circumcised! meaning the mind is much cleaner than before!
- 8 hours of non stop boner a day! Who's the lucky laday!!!

Basically..throw on some hair on it, a pair of eyes , a nose, ears, and a mouth .. It will look exactly like this..

This picture, is by far the most useful picture in my computer . hahaha..

Btw,

New Mission acquired!

Mission Sabotage Streamyx! That's for not fucking paying me my cheque , it's a work place governed by Fucks. And the Company that provides the agents to work for Streamyx, also known as Blowjobs, should burn in hell's hell. They have not seen the last of me!

New Employment!
Currently working at Standard Chartered Bank Singapore! As a Customer Consultant! Now working here is like having sex! So nice.

New Goal!
> RM 50, 000 will be in my bank account by my birthday!

What's Old?
Heroes season 2 , Prison Break season 3, Smallvile season 7 has been out for the past 3 weeks.

What's the same?
My debts. haha.

What's different?
My view towards life!

Personal Advise :
If you're gonna work in a bank, work in a Sperm Bank.

love,
Lesbianism

Meal for 10!

So, I'm feeling generous. The time has come for me to spend 10 of my friends a meal.
So fill in your names here....

1. ________
2. ________
3. ________
4. ________
5. ________
6. ________
7. ________
8. ________
9. ________
10. ________

Gluck, if you can somehow manage to do so, Ill spend you ANYTHING you want to eat, heck Ill even throw in a car for you.

Invitations will be sent out.

Wait.

haha

Maids' fetish!

OK , I had more than EIGHT UNDERWEARS b4 this maid came to my house, AND NOW I HAVE THREE!! THREE!!.. I'm telling you, she's stealing it and sending it back to Indonesia for her husband to wear. Fuck

Coupons for sale!

Vouchers for sale! RM 7 . TRY YOU LUCK!( if it's your birthday)

For this voucher, it will depend on my mood!
Depends on what I want to eat!
Mamak? Mcds? Chillies? Who knows!

If I'm feeling generous, maybe Ill help you to buy a phone!
WHO KNOWS! haha

Lesboman is my trademark, I have contracts too, where the terms don't make sense!
It will mostly benefit my customers!

A week to glory?

If mission impossible 30 was still on the list..

I would be left with seven days, thats the same with 168 hours or 10080 minutes or 604800 seconds!

I used up..23 days or 552 hours or 33120 minutes or 1987200 seconds.

And at this point.. I can proudly say.. I've gained quite a number of close mates.

HOWEVER.. it feels like it is deteriorating.

Sooo..lets say something pointless.... to hell with 7 days!.. here comes 70 years..25550 days..613200 hours.. 36792000 minutes and lets not go to the seconds.. then say minus 2000 minutes considering the amount of second hand smoke I have to inhale a day.

Shit.

I don't even have a point for this post. haha.

Just felt like doing math.

Oooh.. It's about time I release some creative juice. 7 days = ample of juice *error*

What else can I achieve in 7 days!?

Fuck.

I'm sleepy.

Fuck again.

I can't believe I have such a pointless post.

Fuck its fucking good to say fuck. Bringing fuck to its literal sense when you say it, really doesn't make any sense.Does that make sense? We should just give another meaning to the word Fuck! Is fuck an action? then what is fucking?

Other swear words that don't make sense.. when my father gets really pissed.. there's only one word that'll come out from his mouth.

Bloody fool.

He called me a bloody fool.

I'm a fool, covered in blood?

That ain't so bad is it?

bloody hell. bloody idiot, fucking bitch, fucking bastard. Makes no fucking sense.

Words that make sense are like, Motherfucker, Mega slut ( Nasee... heh heh ) etc.

Ok lets skip that part..

List of possible things being better than having Sex.

1. Being able to take a piss after a long time of holding it in. Like seriously, haha, I don't know whether it applies to girls.

2. Being able to sleep in a freezing room after taking a loooong walk from SS2 back home.Give it a shot, fucking good.

3. PROBABLY.. being able to stretch after a long time being locked in a box. I've never tried that but I know how good stretching feels.

List of possible things being worse than licking Benjamin's arsehole.

1. NOTHING!

List of possible things you would rather die than to choose.

1. Have sex with Mariam or Benjamin



Fact of the day - through the mind of lesbo
The word doughnut was reinvented into the word Do-nut because once a man was caught screwing a doughnut. Hence the phrase " Are you gonna Do her?" exists nowadays.

Victoria Secret's hidden page

Jessica Alba, Victoria Secret Page 2 woman! Hot? Well.. acceptable.. I mean.. she's not the hottest thats for sure.. PAGE TWO!She lost out to somebody.. and I have a feeling that somebody is related to me! hahaha -pardon me for the obscene picture-

Oooh LA LA! this is what you call HOOOT ! FLAMING!! She got style! She got the pose! She got body! She's... omg I'm that ignorant.. I forgot her name.. hmmm.. let me check..I know its Teo something... FOUND IT! she's none other than Miss TEO ENG SEE! She's the famous woman who married two men.. (you usually hear one man marry two women..but not this one! she married two men..hahahaha..hence me having 4 grandfathers.) Victoria Secret's Page 1/2 woman!

BACK IN BUSINESS BABY!

Hahahhaha its finally here!! PRISON BREAK and HEROES! BACK IN A MONTH! and other small series..SMALLVILE! that show had a good ending..I wonder what happens next

Tell me why?

Tell me WHY!?~ ain't nuthin but a heart ache~!
Tell me Why~!? aint nuthing but a mistake~
Tell me why~ I never wana hear you saaaay~
~~~~~ moving on..always nice to start with a song

Let me tell you a little bit about girls with high security systems to protect their hearts from being stolen..

1st.. imagine a heart...*dub* *dub dub*.. imagine the heart in a titanium box tied up with golden chains and locked with the hardest lock you can imagine.. now imagine that box is surrounded by the great wall of china....and 30 of the finest sharp shooters is up there in position to release a shot.. now imagine 300 guard dogs surrounding the area .. they haven't eaten in 2 years and they're just waiting for someone to come..

So how do you get pass all that?? I got through all that.. gave a piece of benjamin's thigh to the dogs, covered myself with 6 bulletproof vests, melt all the chains with my hotness.. and apparently the lock was just hard..but easily picked..soo i did that.. STOLE THE HEART.. brought it home!

96 hours later.. the big boss came storming through with her GPS NAVIGATOR! THE HEART HAD A TRACKING DEViCE PLANTED IN IT?!?!?!?! Technology nowadays.. So the heart was taken back..and I'm left with nothing..hahahhaa

Funny as hell i tell you..but worth every moment.. Oh well...

Till next time on.. TELL ME WHY!?

Have I told you?

Have I told you lately~ that I like you ~

Have you heard about my grandmother ( not the one in my house ) and our dear postman friend?

So that day started of with my grandmother going to one of the malls in Kuching, Sarawak. Just to buy some groceries for the week. *shop shop shop* done!. When she was leaving, it started to rain!! Soo she called her friend, Mr. Postman! We call him Thambi (and no he's not an indian man, he's as chinese as Gan Wai Lun) and he's literally as blind as a bat, even with his glasses on. He used to tell us stories that he cant see the numbers of the house, so he'll just guess which is which and slot the letters in.

Yeah soo, my grandmother made a dumb decision by asking him to fetch her from the mall, I mean its raining and you call a motorcyclist to pick you? No LOGIC la! So he came... grandma got on.. *vroom* off they goooo...

They came to a round-a-bout when suddenly.. *plop* my grandmother dropped off the motorbike falling on her ass.. APPARENTLY not only he's blind, he also can't sense if someone at the back of him isn't there anymore!!.. SOoOOOOoooo *VROOM* off HE went leaving my grandma struggling in pain. THANK GOD for men in Mercedes' , He found my gma and brought her to the hospital. Postman reached the house.. o_O where's is AMMA?!??!? SHIT!!..hahahahahahahhaha

LATEST NEWS UPDATE!
WALNUT WOMAN JUST DESTROYED HALF OF MY HAPPINESS! HAHAHAH but i'm still happy
MISSION ABOLISHED!
Dang!!

Have I told you about why I like the people I like?
*secret*

Till next time... Have I Told you?

relax la man!

Me : standard TM greeting.

Man : My report number bla bla bla..

Me : Ok give me a moment while I retrieve the necessary info sir.

*check*

Me : ok mr blaaa.. according to your report, the technician is still trying to figure out the problem.

Man : WAT THE FUCK!? ok let me tell you something... whats your name?

Me : My name is Lester .

Man : ok lester.. I SUBSCRIBE FOR THIS PACKAGE TWO MONTHS AGO!! AND EVERYTHING WAS DONE BUT MY DSL LIGHT HAS BEEN BLINKING FOR TWO FUCKING MONTHS! AND RIGHT NOW YOU TELL ME MY REPORT IS STILL IN PROGRESS???

Me : OK mr blaa can I put you on hold for a while cause i want to double check with my supervisor.. ( I LIED HAHAH SUCKER )

Man: DONT TAKE TOO LONG!

ME : ok sir, thank you

*hold* * take deeep breathe* * chill awhile * * Eat sweet *

*unhold customer *

Me : Ok thank you for waiting mr blaaa, as i have told you earlier and my supervisor reconfirmed it, our technician is still trying to figure out the problem

Man : ARE YOU PEOPLE DUMB AH? TWO FUCKING MONTHS YOU TAKE TO FIGURE OUT THIS SHIT AND THERE IS STILL NO PROGRESS??

Me : haha I'm sorry for the inconvenience mr blaaa but thats all I can say for now, because according to your report, it shows that it is still in progress.

Man : INCONVENIENCE? this is FRAUD! YOU CON ME IN APPLYING EARLY AND THEN YOU'VE SENT TWO BILLS TO MY HOUSE ASKING ME TO PAY!

*check check account * * at that point i din give shit about the procedure*

Me : haha sir, why you bluff me? In your account information over here, u've onli subscribed for the package last month. thats only one month mr blaaa

Man : WAT TO DO? you con me I con you la ( tension reduced)

Me : hahaha i see mr blaa.. but not bad ah? u're quite patient

Man : hahahaha are you kidding me ? (tension GONE )

Me : OK mr blaa.. I'm very sorry that the problem has not been able to be fixed..all I can do right now is update this report and ask them to hasten this problem and call you when they manage to fix it?

Man : ok la.. you tell me how long .. one year? two years?

Me : haha not that long mr. blaa .. maybe within one year la

Man : hahaha

Me : Ok mr blaaa is there anything else i can assist you with?

Man : Is that your procedure ah? I mean U KNOW U CANT DO ANYTHING for me now.

Me : haha yes that is my procedure

Man : ok la bye

Me : thank you for calling TM have a nice day

4 my reference

just for my reference, will delete when no longer needed


http://www.noeman.org/gsm/nokia/30198-ngage-games-now-running-n70.html

I got f***ed

Me : Thank you for calling TM, this is Lester speaking, how may I assist you?

Dumass : my report number is bla bla bla

Me : ok can you please hold on the line while i check your report?

Dumass : ok..

*check check check*

Me : ok Mr. William, according to your report, the problem is still in progress.

Dumass : WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN PROGRESS?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WAS THIS REPORT LAUNCHED!??

Me : Yes Mr. William, I am aware of that sir. (it was only 7 days, but can't blame him, STUPID TM's policy to say within 2 working days)

Dumass : SO THEN? WHEN IS THE TECHNICIAN COMING TO MY PLACE??? GIVE ME A DATE!!!!

Me : I'm sorry sir, but the technician is currently checking whether the problem is from our end or your end, if it is necessary to send a technician to you house, i'm sure you will be informed of the situation but I cannot guarantee that a technician will be dispatched to your place.

Dumass : NO i don't think you understand the question.WHEN CAN THE TECHNICIAN COME TO MY PLACE!?!?

Me : I am not authorized to make that kind of decision mr. Will* cough you-shut-the-fuck-up cough*iam

Dumass : THEN PASS ME TO YOUR MANAGER!! I TIU (fuck) him also , just like how I TIU you.. ( i was entitled to give the 1st warning here. but wanted to have some fun)

Me : haha errr

Dumass : WHICH YOU THINK IS BETTER? I FUCK YOU OR I FUCK YOUR MANAGER?you decide la! (entitled to 2nd warning)

Me : hmm yes.. but my manager ? I don't know who is he

Dumass : FUCK YOU MAN! eh whats your name ? ( was entitled to end the call)

Me : My name is Lester.

Dumass : Lester, chinese? indian?

Me : chinese

Dumass : you know how to speak mandarin? cantonese?

Me : Nope, I don't speak anything other than English and Malay

Dumass : You cannot speak? but u're chinese? quite funny ah?

Me : haha yes yes

Dumass : SO WHEN CAN YOU SEND THE TECH! GIVE ME A DATE!!!

Me : I still cannot say mr. william.

Dumass : PasS ME TO SOMEONE WHO CAN!?

Me : bla bla bla

DUmass : (*@#$&(*@^#$(*&!@)(*&$*#^&

Me : *passed the call over*

WHEW! best TM convo I had man. was smiling all the way..

Answering answers

Oh well, meaning months, haha fine by me! It actually doesn't matter, it's the company that I enjoy, as if awkward has no meaning! No effort is being put to use.This is who I am. Nothing to worry about. Enjoy life! SMILE!

Errands!

Take Ipod for repair on monday! Let me settle the bill, if any deposit is required, claim it from me later!

Pass my ON JOB ASSESSMENT !
USER ID, NAME CONTACT, VERIFICATION

which reminds me, there was this really weird customer who had problem with his connection, so I asked him whether he's calling me with his house phone and is the line sharing with the internet (meaning using a splitter) he said yes, then I told him that he should try by-passing the splitter ( meaning don't use the splitter) later. BUT NOOO! he had to TRY IT ON THE SPOT!.. sooo he said " ok nevermind, I have the splitter he.............. *toot toot*" -_- like seriously?!?!

PJ Half station one.

PJ half marathon, refreshment 1. Team Leader, Lester Gan. My bitch : Tan Choo Yang , Secretary of defense : Yea Chea Hwey. Anti any-dirty-stuff human : Pee Hui Han. Ammunition manager : Roberta Dual Beretta. Soldiers, Two-unnamed-kids. Mission : Rapid refreshment service.

before the mission..

Tan Choo Yang : taem laed Lsteer! I wna to lraen hwo to pomrtoe oru meniarl wtear!

Me : I'm sorry son, I cannot understand a single word you are saying.

Tan Choo Yang : Pelsae ! I bge yuo!

Me : You can't even speak proper EnGLISH! * SLAPS*

Tan Choo Yang : Yse I cna! * bobbling head* *wide smile*

Me : hahahah fine fine , I've always wanted to teach a spaz.

Tan Choo Yang : YaY! *rapid head bobbling* *smile so wide that it exited his face*

Me : you know how to say yay? wow. OK lets start with the first word, MI-NE-RAL!

Tan Choo Yang : ME-NO-BALL

Me : Yes I know that. aih.. how to teach this fella. Ok we go word by word.. say ME

Tan Choo Yang : ME!

Me : Say NAIL!

Tan Choo Yang : NAIL!

Me : Say RAIL!

Tan Choo Yang : RAIL!

Me : say WALL!

Tan Choo Yang : WALL!

Me : ok now cut my name in half and pronounce the second half

Tan Choo Yang : *brings a knife* huh?? wehre is yuor nmae

Me : you dumb shit.. say Turtles!

Tan Choo Yang : Turs!

Me : hahaha good one.. now say everything i thought you!

Tan Choo Yang : ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS!

Me : Good good, now when the runners pass by , just say that line ok?

Tan Choo Yang : *bobbling smiling* ok bsos!

And then.. *runners passing by*

Tan Choo Yang : ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS! ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS!

Me : Water Buffet!

Tan Choo Yang : ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS! ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS!

Me : Take one get another free!

Tan Choo Yang : ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS! ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS!

Me : Too bad you don't have 4 hands sir!

Tan Choo Yang : ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS! ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS!

Me : Take more take more! you're welcome!

Tan Choo Yang : ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS! ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS!

Me : Stop and have a sit! Drink all you want!

Tan Choo Yang : ME NO BALL!!!

*runners all stopped and stared*

Runner 1 : hey dude, that guy ain't got no balls

Runner 2 : Yea I heard.

Runner 3 : Oh I remember him! he tried to rape me last time but when he took off his pants I started laughing! He really ain't got no balls!

*continue jogging*

*no more runners*

*Cy bobbling head, ME NAIL RAIL WALL TURS! throws water at soldier 1*

*let the war begin!*

Funny how I had to protect the secretary of defense.hahaha, but job well done! She wasn't injured! I would say wet but people with minds like Tony would think differently.

Fun day

-Lesbo's mind-

Sabahan kids

Kids from Sabah shouldn't be allowed near a phone, all they do is make prank calls to TM Net.. One of it went like this..


Me : Terima Kasih kerana...

Kid : NAK LAGU!!!!

Me : Terima Kasi...

Kid : NAK LAGU!!

Me : Encik, ada apa-a...

Kid : NAK LAGU!!!

Me : OK Encik mahu lagu apa?

Kid : PETERPAN!

Me : oooh , encik mahu lagu Peterpan yang mana?

Kid : PETERPAN!!
* SLAMS PHONE*

and I'm pretty damn sure that its the same kid calling over and over and over again. Unless they all sound the same, but can't deny the fun I get from answering this kind of calls.Good good..Overall job is good, nice customers, angry customers, weird customers, and really dumb ones..like seriously..OMG! *rips hair from head!!*

ALTHO! there was one time when the call came in .. instead of saying the normal greeting ..
"Terima Kasih kerana menghubungi TM, ini Lester bercakap, boleh saya bantu?"
I said
"Terima Kasih kerana menunggu di atas talian"

kekekekkee

Lesson FOUR!

Shit this is a very important lesson .. read it well and understand it! Make sure none of you have to go through it.. PATIENCE is a virtue.. and that phrase is TRUE!

So I got on the first bus back home, while I was on the way to the place where I'm supposed to get the second bus, that bus over took my bus! It was infront of me! How am I suppose to get on that bus!?? So I got off at the bus stop and dashed towards the second bus rite... the bus starts driving off, I'm very very sure he was aware that I was behind him chasing him like a wild goose. Everything seems fine there rite???? I mean u miss the bus, u chase after it. NOW.. from here.. what I say only applies to people with lose pants, a phone in your shirt pocket and a bag that can't close! IF somehow u come across this scenario... DON'T CHASE AFTER THE DAMN BUS LA~!!!! Your pants will fall! Your phone will drop out splattering everything on the floor! and Your bag will just irritate you to a point where you'd want to throw it somewhere! and all of it will somehow happen infront of the bus stop where everyone is sitting down, yes you will probably make their day, especially when you got a behind similar to mine..bwahahaha for the girls of course. but all in all, the chase was worth it! I got the bus!!! woo hoo!